So I basically told Johnny O that it’s a good thing he couldn’t speak French because I’d be all over him.
He immediately assumes I’m drunk…
It gets worse…I pretty much told him I’d fuck him. Whatever. I expressed confusion as to why no one was tapping that. He says he’s “picky”.
So you know what this means…right?

Either I have a legit shot (doubt it considering what his last GF looked like) or I’m just out of my mind.
I really think that damn Jean Dujardin is totally turning me on and I’ve just lost whatever inhibitions I had left with Johnny O.
It gets worse…I pretty much...Whatever. I expressed confusion as to why no one was tapping...