My father brought me home a quesadilla, and I’m too lazy to eat it! It’s just been sitting there for like half an hour. And I’m starving :/
Who’s too lazy for food?

If there’s food waiting for me ANYWHERE, I muster up energy to eat the shit out of it, haha!
Lol I guess I’m the only one in the world. AND I HAVEN’T EATEN ANYTHING ALL DAY. You’d think that I’d be all over this...