Only two things:
1. That French man is fucking fuckable and I want a piece of that ass
2. I would love for Chris Rock to get a second chance
Everything else that happened tonight, we all knew was going to happen. This is the shortest post-Oscars rant in the history of me watching this shit.
Y’all should have seen my reaction when The Dark Knight didn’t get nominated…or when that Italian man won for that movie back in ‘97…